A night at the movies
Posted By Admin, March 28th, 2015, in Nights out
I have had no luck in the past with girlfriends. I was sitting down the other night due to the fact there was nothing on the TV to watch even when you 100s of channels DVDs Netflix and Amazon so I started to write down a history of my the women I have been with from 16years of age until the current day. I am now 45.
I wrote down columns with a header and put each of my girlfriends including 1-night stands into a column. Names, age, where we met, how long we dated, when it finished, how much I spent on them, when they left me, how long it took to get them in my bed and the do and don’ts of sex. Sometimes and tonight is one of those times it would be nice to have someone sitting on the sofa with you, just to hold and love and to take away the loneliness
Of the 28 women I have been with 11 were 1 night stands so I got to get them into the sack pretty quickly. It’s a strange thing having a one-night stand, as there are some sort of lustful desire and nothing else matters. All of the others led to relationships from between 2 months and 3 years but the odd thing is when this wrote down in black and white is that it look at least 5 days and 5 dates to get of these girlfriends into bed, so really the moral of this story would be to stick to one night stands, unfortunately at 45 years of age and a bit of grey hair starting to make an appearance those 1 nights stands don’t come around too often however there is a different type of 1 night stand that I found and it has become addictive. Renting!